Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!