Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.
What do you call a cold, angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
If pigs learned to fly, would the price of bacon skyrocket?
skyrocket
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.