What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.