Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!