How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.