How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!