What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.