Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.