What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.