What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!