What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!