Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."