A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.