Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.