What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.