Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
I like you, you croc my world.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.