What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.