How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.