What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.