I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.