What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.