What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.