Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.