Yo mama so fat that when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides.
Yo mama so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We Are Family".
Yo mama so fat she pulls her pants down and her ass is still in them.
Yo momma so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks.
Yo mama so fat I tried to hang a picture of her on my wall, and my wall fell over.
Yo mamma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat she hasn't got cellulite, she's got celluheavy.
Yo mamma so fat I told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an All You Can Eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Your mom is so fat
Her school picture from first grade is still printing.
Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctors gave her 87 years to live.
Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 35 pounds.
Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other peoples' fingers.
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
Yo momma so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from her internet cache.
Yo mama is so fat, her alphabet starts with O.
OBCD.
Yo momma so fat she's got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat when she's going on an airplane, she has to pay baggage fees for her ass.
Yo mama so fat she's got a eating disorder. She eat dis order, and dat order, and everybody else's order too.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinct.
Yo momma so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
Yo momma is so fat, she sweats barbecue sauce.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted she started global warming.
Yo mama so fat she leaves footprints in concrete.
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her boobs in the back seat to drive.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.
Yo mama so fat when she cuts she bleeds gravy.
Yo momma so fat she can't fit in any timeline.
Yo momma so fat she can't fit in this joke.
Yo mama so fat she puts on a black bathing suit and gets in the ocean, everyone screams "Oil spill!"
Yo momma so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo momma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat I can stand on her belly and high five God.
Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Honk Kong phone book.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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