Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo Mama So Fat...

Yo mama so fat she has a sock for each toe.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted she started global warming.
Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other peoples' fingers.
Yo mama so fat she leaves footprints in concrete.
Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctors gave her 87 years to live.
Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed the whole Titanic movie.
Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an All You Can Eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Honk Kong phone book.
Yo momma is so fat, she sweats barbecue sauce.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mamma so fat I told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.
Yo mama so fat she pulls her pants down and her ass is still in them.
Yo momma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight.
Yo momma so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from her internet cache.
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
Your mom is so fat
Her school picture from first grade is still printing.
Yo momma so fat she has her own ozone layer.
Yo mama so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her boobs in the back seat to drive.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks.
Yo momma so fat she can't fit in this joke.
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