Yo Mama So Fat...

Yo mama so fat she has a sock for each toe.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted she started global warming.
Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other peoples' fingers.
Yo mama so fat she has two watches; one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed the whole Titanic movie.
Yo momma so fat she can't fit in any timeline.
Yo mama so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Honk Kong phone book.
Yo momma is so fat, she sweats barbecue sauce.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mamma so fat I told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.
Yo mama so fat she leaves footprints in concrete.
Yo momma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight.
Yo momma so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from her internet cache.
Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 mins before she does.
Your mom is so fat
Her school picture from first grade is still printing.
Yo momma so fat she has her own ozone layer.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean she said "Beat that Moses."
Yo mama so fat she has to put her boobs in the back seat to drive.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks.
Yo momma so fat she can't fit in this joke.