Screw

If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
There once was a man from Racine
Who was an amazing fu**ing machine
Both concave and convex
He could screw either s*x
and jerk himself off in between.
How many light bulbs
Does it take to screw a shrink?
Oh, got it backwards.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A llama.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Why can’t you screw with whales?
because they hump back.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
How many "friendzoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
What kind of driver never get a parking ticket? A screw driver
How many Chinese folks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't change lightbulbs, then just dim sum.