Female

A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
The world’s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
A female sheep and a couple of aggressive birds are sitting on the veranda. What language do they speak?
Porchewegeese.
What do you call a squirrel with no nuts?
A female squirrel.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Too Hot For TV
Too Hot For TV Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Se*?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
I’m making a documentary on the history of female menstruation...
It’s a period piece.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.