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My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call sad coffee?" Despresso.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
A sad bullet comes home to his family.
"Honey you look terrible!" Exclaims his wife. "What happened?"
"I got fired."
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Why was the mother rattlesnake sad?
The time had come for her children to strike out on their own.
I'd rather have Fingers than Toes,
I'd rather have Ears than a Nose.
And as for my Hair,
I'm glad it's all there,
I'll be awfully sad when it goes.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What is red, white, and blue? A sad candy cane.
What happens when you’re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?

They turn into blueberries.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Why do grizzlies never look sad?
Because whenever there’s a problem, they just grin and bear it.