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What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
What do you call a sad pup?
A mellon collie
Why was the whale so sad?
The fish was said because he was a Blue whale!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call sad coffee?" Despresso.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
What happens when you’re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?

They turn into blueberries.
It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
I'd rather have Fingers than Toes,
I'd rather have Ears than a Nose.
And as for my Hair,
I'm glad it's all there,
I'll be awfully sad when it goes.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus