My friend told me that he got a new job testing athletes for drugs in the next olympics.
I think he’s just taking the piss...
What do you call a sorcerer who only deals in urine magic?
A whizzard.
When a young adult goes to take a leak, does that mean they're a peenager?
Just finished peeing when my wife comes in and asks: "Did you just piss without flushing"?
I replied, "Yea, it's pretty clear..."
If you're here for pee jokes, urine luck.
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
Broke my arm and ended up in hospital. The doctor told me she would have to take a urine sample.
I asked her if she was taking the piss.
What does a man desperate to urinate do in a room full of arrogant people?
Egos everywhere.
I was calling the hospital, but it seems they were busy. The picked up the phone and said,
"Urology department, can you hold?"
What's the opposite of urine?
I'm out.
I saw a sign today that made me piss myself.....It said,
"Toilets Closed"
What's a doctor hope to gain from a urine test?
Whizdom
Are you the one who signed up for the pee club?
Because if so, urine.
What do you call a squirt gun with urine in it...
A piss-tol
What do you call it when you piss down a slide?
A weeee wee
How do you piss off a boat?
Stand on the back and take a leak.
A company that performs tests on urine samples turned a large profit in the last several months.
They had a great piss-cal year.
Gentlemen- what’s a shortcut to not piss on the seat?
Ctrl+P
I am terrified of people who urinate quietly.
After all, all psychos have a silent p.
Heard the person who invented the urinals was very young.
He was a whiz kid.
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