Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.