Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.