What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
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What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.