Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."