Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.