What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.