Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
I goat this.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Something’s goat to give.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Whatever floats your goat.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Goat milk?
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.