How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
Why did the fish cross the road?
The chicken had the days off!
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What is the most expensive kind of fish?
The goldfish.
What fish perform at the circus?
Clown fish!
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster.
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
Which sea creatures cry the most?
Whales!
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon.
What kind of whale can fly?
A Pilot whale.
I went fly-fishing yesterday.
All I caught was two bluebottles.
What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall?
Dam!
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
What’s the easiest way to catch fish? Have someone throw it at you!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fishually impaired.
What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?
Bob.
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
What does the Pope eat during Lent?
Holy mackerel.
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Oysters don’t share their pearls because they’re shellfish!