How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.