Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!