What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Don't worry, bee happy!
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.