I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.