Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!