What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
What do call a cactus which is shaped like a penis
Dildon’t.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
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