Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
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