It's getting cold in here... It must be these Cool Snow Puns!

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.