Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
I like your tight end
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
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