Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
For instant fun, just add water.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
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