This event is sure to be out of bounds.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Case in punt
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
My moment in the sun.
We’re calling your number.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
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