When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Water you doing on [date]?
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
I feel tail great!
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