Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Having a ball
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Get in the swim this summer.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
I feel tail great!
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
Give me some pigskin
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.