Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
I like your tight end
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
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