When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
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