What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
The huddle is real
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
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My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Water you doing on [date]?
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
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