Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
We’re calling your number.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
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