What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
Give me some pigskin
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!