Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
All punts are highly intended
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
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