What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Give me some pigskin
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Case in punt
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
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