What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the seat of one’s punt
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
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