Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
The calm before the score
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
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