Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Summer is just floating by.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
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