Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
The calm before the score
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
Summer is just floating by.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
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