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What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.