If you want to make a splash, you better stop in your tracks and check out our funniest SKI PUNS!

Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.

Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.