If you want to make a splash, you better stop in your tracks and check out our funniest SKI PUNS!

What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.

Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.