Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
The huddle is real
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Join us for plenty of play action.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
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