What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
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I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
All punts are highly intended
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
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