How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
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