. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Give me some pigskin
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
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