What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.