What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
Get in the swim this summer.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
Case in punt
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
We’re calling your number.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Calm before the score
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
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