When I asked the bus driver for directions, it was a 'bus stop' service!
Why was the bus driver so confused? He was 'bus-t' in traffic!
I heard someone complain about the bus being too crowded, it was a 'bus-load' of people!
Passenger: One ticket to New York, please.
Bus Driver: By way of Buffalo?
Passenger: No, by bus!
Why did the bus driver eat a burger? He wanted to 'bus-t' his energy!
The bus driver was so friendly and nice, it was a 'joy ride'!
What did the bus say to the frog? Hop on.
What superhero takes public transportation to get around? Bus Lightyear.
Is the city bus running on time? No, it’s running on diesel.
Why did the bus driver quit his job? It was driving him mad.
Why did the bus driver laugh? He was having a 'wheely' good time!
Bus ticket inspectors: You’ve really got to hand it to them.
Where do bus drivers eat their lunches? In a traffic jam.
What happens when you run in front of a bus?
You get tired.
What happens when you run behind a bus?
You get exhausted.
How do eels travel across the seafloor? By Octo-bus.
Why did the bus stop in the middle of the street? It saw a zebra crossing.
Why did the bus driver take a break? He needed to 'stop' and refuel!
Why did the bus driver go to jail? He was 'wheely' breaking the law!
Why was the bus musician so excited? He just got a 'ride-ing' ovation!
What’s the hardest part about working as a bus driver? Everyone’s talking behind your back.
Why did the bus driver stay out all night? He was 'driving' around town!
Why did the bus driver take a long break? He needed a wheel-y good rest!
What’s the difference between a school bus driver and a winter cold? One knows all the stops, and the other stops the nose.