Spain Puns

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People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.

So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
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